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The Alien Orifice as it's known, travels with the Legion from solar system to solar system, laying in wait, usually in dark corners, or even in rest area bathrooms. Its prey? Unsuspecting humans in search of a warm hole that might risk life or "limb" for a good time.
Alien Orifice has had numerous songs named after it, depending on what planet you reside, but most speak to the pain and burn that is experienced after an encounter with the orifice. As the legend goes, one particularly disgusting human, named only as "EA" had a chance encounter with the Orifice. Legend goes that hours after he had his way with the Alien, a sudden urge to urinate came over him. Frantically scurrying to the bathroom, EA looked down, and noticed that he had urinated burning acidic slime all over his lower extremities.
He fell to the floor, and screamed in agony as his legs began to melt before his eyes. He would have bled out had it not been for the fact that he was so engorged with greed, and the need to continue his spree of self indulgence at other people's expense. EA tightened his belt, as to act as a tourniquet, crawled out back to his fire pit that was in his backyard, lit the fire with the matches that were sitting at the ready, and waited in absolute misery as the fire heated up. Once hot enough, he pulled himself up on to the fire, and cauterized his stub. The only thing that kept EA going was the prospect to screw more people out money. No one knows if EA is still alive, however rumors insist that he is still going, in the depths of the sewers below our cities, laying in wait to find the Alien Orifice and shut it down for good.....
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