BLUE CHEESE ID: 10861 -More than Salad Dressing

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BLUE CHEESE ID: 10861 -More than Salad Dressing

BLUE CHEESE
Barry Childs fancied himself as a amauter geologist Gathering egg shaped geodes in a cave with his team of weekend warriors , (BC known familiar to his friends) had hit the mother lode. Eager to see inside these ancient rocks , he cracked open one with his pick like axe. A plume of gas and mold spewed into the air. Our scientist fell to his knees gasping as the moldy gas replaced the oxygen. His lifeless body was discovered by the rest of his team and quickly transport to the surface.
Feeling the rush of fresh air, the bright blinding sunlight bathed the body of BC as they emerged from the narrow cave entrance. The team members felt his body begin to tremble. They dropped him on the rocky ground an watched as he began to turn blue. A doctor arrived and was amazed he was still alive as he convulsed on the ground. He immediately plunged a syringe of adrenaline into his heart awakening him. The needle still in his chest was being pushed out of his body, then dropped to the ground. The wound closed without a scar. What holy hell is this? What just happened?...