Clear Clown Channel 17 LW6 Roundup

Hello Juggalos' and sports fans it is I The Great Milenko your host with the most. It's a wonderful evening the sun is setting and I got the LW6 Frosty round-up. Let's go straight to division 5 where NMDS 2 took the bronze. Okay enough of that now for the surprise it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you our newest staff reporter Trixie O'Neal who is live at one of our NMDS secret underground training facilities where she will be giving KZAZ his silver clown award and getting her first interview from our very own dynamic and explosive Dark Carnival superstar KZAZ. So let's go to Our Wicked Juggalette reporter Trixie O'Neal. Hello Trixie Yes Milenko I hear you and I'm so excited to be here to present KZAZ with this award plus I'm going to be the first person ever to get a exclusive interview from him. I'm walking inside now it sure is quiet for a bunch of crazy clown celebrating. Wait what's this? There is a sign on the door and it's locked nobody's here. When you say nobody's here what do you mean? Where are the Johns? I don't know nobody's here. Hold on one second Milenko there's a envelope on the back of this sign with my name on it. It says SeXy Darlin' enclosed is a first-class ticket to Juggalo Island so bring your bikini and a bottle of rum. There's also a business card. OMG I'm going to the Caribbean