It was the explosions that threw me off the scent...
Bodies were flying though the air. Buildings vaporizing before my eyes. Every abandoned stroller rolling down Parkway hills, was packing a little bundle, but it wasn't joy, it was C4.
It seemed like action, I thought it was just action...
Villains were being taken down, and the guys were having a great time on the job. I'd heard the situation characterized as a "Romp".
Didn't sound bad, at the time, but then I began to notice, other things...
It seemed that the teams ethnicity spread, while not statistically perfect, certainly acceptable for public approval, and the guys accents, were perhaps, a little thicker than absolutely necessary.
Then he did it. The Captain, brought in a dog!
I don't know why, but it hit me like a ton of bricks.
I mean it made perfect sense. He hadn't been having any luck in the Superhero dating scene, despite his best efforts, and much to the enjoyment of the Precinct. He could use the companionship.
But this giant Caninosaur running through the building, was the last piece of the puzzle. While it knocked over everything that wasn't Grav-plated to the floor. Including Andres, in a towel! And hairnet!?
I was having a minor break-down.
Grabbing the dogs collar, I found myself screaming into it's face, as he licked mine. "It's A "Buddy Cop" Movie!"
"This Whole Universe... Is Silly!!"