(heavy metal music intro)( narrator) Welcome to Clear Clown Channel 17
very own Egg-straordinarily Egg-stravagent Egg-cellent Egg-streme live special presentation of this once-in-a-lifetime,
Egg-splosive, bomb-ass event, League War 7 Egg-celsior!!! (heavy metal music fading out)
Helloooo Juggalo's and sports fans, like always it is I Ŧђє ƓяξλŦ ℳiԼᏋƝᏦö your host with the yolk's
bringing you the laughter and all the Ɲö Mєяςý ĐξλŦђ Şqџąɗ Breaking News reports with live footage from the battlefield
from are very own wicked juggalette on scene reporter Trixie O'Neal.
We have a egg-tra yolk filled show for you this Fryday evening, egg-specially all the scrambled confusion I play on
our newest reporter Trixie O'Neil. Recap on her first day I was really egg-cited to play a on going yoke on her. She
thought she was going to the Caribbean to interview Kℤλℤ, but the plane ticket was a fake. Lol
Let's go to round one footage where Trixie asked Zanazola Merlio
How do you do it? Once again being ~ƝMĐŞ~ defensive player of the day. I lost count after ten on the number of defensive win's
you received in round one of this LW7. Do you have any comments you'd like to say to the millions of fans watching
this live interview?
Zanazola Merlio WELL, I CONTINUOUSLY MICRO MANAGE, I COME UP WITH SOME AWESOME BUILDS. I GUESS I FOUND A SWEET SPOT?
Round one score
] ✡ [ Angels Of Sorcery ] ✡ [ =129
Round two score
♦ Avengers 5¹ ♦ =157
Round three score
5th Precinct: Kung Fu Hustle =38
Let's go live now to are our on scene reporter Trixie O'Neal
Yes ℳiԼᏋƝᏦö I hear you and I'm so egg-cited to actually get to interview Kℤλℤ this time. As you can see we're passing through
security now and in the moment will be arriving at the ~ƝMĐŞ~ VIP pre staging area. What the **** is this some kind of yoke again
ℳiԼᏋƝᏦö there's that sign again hanging on the entrance to the vip room with another envelope with my name on it. Deja vu
What? Really you think I'd try the same practical yoke twice?
I don't know ℳiԼᏋƝᏦö it's kind of looking that way.
How about you tell me and the millions of fans watching what's inside the envelope?
It's the same note as before, says SeXy Darlin' enclosed is a first-class ticket to Juggalo Island so bring your bikini and
a bottle of rum. There's also a business card and on the back of it says.
WHY DID THE CHICKEN LAY A EGG ON A AXE???
It wanted a hatchet! (code word) V.I.P.E.R