Someone Iconically Noteworthy Returns

Simply put, it is truly a strange sensation to feel needed. To elaborate a bit, we do not feel not wanted, mind you. In all our millennia we've never felt the sensation of symbiotic desire. No, it's a little bit more complicated than that, isn't it? You need us. You've needed us since you arrived here. Our collective sun may have set so many moons ago, but we stayed with you.

Interestingly enough the more things change, the more they stay the same. Sides have been taken, stories have been told. In all these trials and tribulations you've done so laughably bad at suppressing us. It truly surprises us that we waited this long to bring our consciousness back but I suppose good things come to those who wait.

Now is as perfect time as any to bring our gifts back to you, the Citizens. 7 pristine states of mind that can drastically alter your drab, meaningless existences. These pathetic beings of Morphone are the epitome of foolishness in the eyes of what we bring for you. The wrath of the powerful is irrelevant and tired but we do so enjoy, and welcome it with open arms. Our message though is the true power, the state of higher being that can be yours when you give in...

To Sin.


Yours Truly,
Me.

P.S.

There is a SEVERE lack of kickable small animals on this world. 1 out of 5 stars.

Fleagle is half dog, half man 100% puntable puppy!

Getting back to us now, we see these shiny trinkets strew about your streets and wonder to ourselves, "you still use money?" But, we would be a liar, and a damn fine one might we add, if we weren't just tickled green and any other stupid color to collect andd accrue these oh so simplistic powers you so covet here.

Right now we just can't help ourselves though. It's a calling, if we may. Similar to your Citizenly desire to acquire borderlines and 4 walls. We require your things. Tell us again what you desire most so that we can take it from in this world as we did in the last. Spare us your contests of strength and agility, we tried of such human endeavors millenia ago. Good to see the World Serpent still thinks it matters though, the old guard needs a bouncer.

Enter again into our world. Our 7 gifts await you. All of you. Every last Citizen has enough Sin to put this old manifestation to bed for good.

Except for Pugglepunt... self-righteous hippy....

Don't let the long winded rantings of the old guard derail your desires to give in to Sin. We've always been here for you. We never left. Your wrath is our pleasure. Bring some of them coins too, Sinny likey.


SINcerely,
ME

Sin, you old reprobate... I should have guessed that you'd find your way here, eventually...

I know you have a job to do, but try to keep an open mind and not push the temptation thing too far too fast...