THE STOW AWAY THE TAIL OF UTGAAARD'S CAT

THE CAT SEEMED TO MATERIALIZE FROM NO WHERE IT WAS A HUGE CAT LARGER THAN THE LARGEST LYNX. IT'S SKIN A SLATE GREY/BLUE HUE IT'S EYES AS GREEN AS THE GREEN HILLS THAT SHIMMERED WITH AN EMERALD ILLUMINOSITY NEAR THE CASTLE WHICH HOUSES THE  CLOCH NA NLARNAN NOT FAR FROM THE CURRENT RUCKAS INVOLVING OF ALL THINGS A MYTHLING KNOWN AS A LEPRECHAUN.
THE FELINE IMMEDIATELY ATRETCHED TO IT'S FULL LENGTH IT'S MOUTH AGAPE REVEALING THE WHITEST FANGS OVER 4 INCHES IN LENGTH THAT SEEM TO EXUDE A CLEAR SUBSTANCE THAT WITHERED THE SURROUNDING GRASS FIRST TURNING IT BROWN THEN TURNING INTO WISPS OF SMOKE SOON AFTER THE KLAXXONS OF WARNING SIGNALLING DANGER BEGAN WAILING IN ALL BADGE STRONG HOLDS THOUGHT OUT THE WORLD THE ONE EYE OF NOVA WIDENED IN SURPRISE NOW WHAT> HE THOUGHT ONE WORLD THREATENING EVENT A WEEK IS MORE THAN ENOUGH

THE CAT HAD A STRANGE COLLAR THAT WAS ALMOST NOEXXISTANT BUT FAINT WHISPERS AND ARCHANE LANGUAGE ALMOST MYSTICAAL IN NATURE REPEATING THE SMAE CADENCE OVER AND OVER CAN BE HEARD AND A GOLD MEDALLION THAT LOOKED EERILY SIMILAR TO THE  COINS SO MANY THREW INTO THE MYTHLINGS CROCK  WITH THE WORDS IN NORDIC RUNES ...UTGAARD LOKE ETCHED AROUND THE EDGES
THE CAT CAST HIS GAZE AROUND THE AREA WHERE THE SO CALLED LEPRAUCHAUN HAD BEEN EARS STRAINING TO PERCEIVE ALL DIMENSIONAL BEINGS HE ALSO FOUND A SHRUIKEN OF UNKNNOWN MATERIAL VIBRATING AT A UNIQUE WAVE LENGTH AH LOOKS DELICIOUS THE CAT THOUGHT AND GRABBED IT  IN HIS TEETH AND CRUNCHED IT INTO MOLECULAR SIZED BITS AND SWALLOWED
SLOWLY THE FELINE TURNED TOWARD THE BADGE COMMAND CRUISER THAT HAD LANDED NEARBY AND LET OUT A COMBINATION HSSSSSSS  PURRR AND STRANGE CHUCKLE
THROUGH HIS HEAD A MISCHEIVIOUS THOUGHT PLAYED A LESSER VESSLE OF THIS BADGE IS OFF THE COAST I THINK I'LL GO SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING THERE
THE CAT'S CLAWS EXTENDED AND SEEMED TO BE MADE OF THE SAME MATERIAL AS THE RECENTLY CONSSSUMED SHRUIKEN AS THEY PENETRATED THE GROUND THE CAST MERGED WITH THE SOIL AND THE WHOLE CAT MELTED INTO THE GROUND
THE LEPRECHAUN IN BADGE CUSTODY SHUDDERED OMG WHAT IS HE DOING HERE JE THOUGHT THEN WAS GLAD HE WAS IN THE RELATIVE PROTECTIVE CUSTODY IN THE BADGE COMMAND CRUISER .......
EXCUSE ME DIRECTOR CAN WE LEAVE NOW!!!!! I AM WILLING TO HELP

THE CAT USING HIS PHADING ABILITY HE ONCE ACQUIRED FROM EATING A BULLETTE HEADED TO HIS REAL HOME THE SEA AS HE REACHED THE COASTLINE AND ENTERED THE WATER HE SLOWLY DISCERNES WHEN THE SMALL AMOUNT OF RADIATION FROM THE BADGE CRUISING VESSEL LEAKED FROM IT PRIMITIVE REACTOR HE SMILED A PROVERBIAL  CHESHIRE CAT GRIN AND BECAME TRANSLUCIENT . IN SHORT ORDER HE CAME UPON THE BADGE SHIP . WHICH AT THE MOMENT WAS ANCHORED JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE OCEAN BOUNDRY OF IRELAND AND INTERNATIONAL WATERS
Q\AH THE BIG KITTY THOUGHT HOW CONSIDERATE OF THE CAPTAIN OF THIS VESSEL TO LEAVE AN ACCESS TO THE SHIP UNGUARDED I HOPE THIS BADGLING HAS HIS  BROWN SHITTING PANTS ON SO HE DOESN'T SCARE AND DEMORALIZE HIS HUMANS UNDER HIS COMMAND TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN
SO UTGAARDS CAT BEGAN HIS SLOW CLIMB UP THE ANCHOR CHAIN TO BOARD THE SHIP NOT BEING HIS USUAL LIGHT OF FOOT HE TRANSFERRED THE  SLIGHTEST BIT OF HIS REAL WEIGHT INTO HIS LIMBS DURING THE CLIMB
THIS HAD THE DESIRED EFFECT HE WAS LOOKING FOR AS THE SHIP'S BOW BEGAN TO DIP DANGEROUSLY TO THE SURFACE OF THE SEA (GOOD THING THESE BADGE SHIPS WERE STURDY FOR THE STERN OF THE SHIP ACTUALLY LEFT THE WATER EXPOSING THE SHIPS MAIN PROPULSION SYSTEM THE GYROSCOPIC WARNING KLAXXONS BEGAN TO SOUND AND SHORTLY THERAFTER THE BOW THRUSTERS ENGAGED TRYING TO STOP THE EDESCENT OF THE BOW
 AS THE GRINNING  FELINE TIMED IT HE HOPPED UP ONTO THE MAIN DECK SHIFTING HIS TRUE WEIGHT BACK TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE THE MAJORITY OF HIS TRUE SELF RESIDED
THE SHIP SHUDDERED THE BOW SNAPPED BACK UP AND THE STERN SLAMMED BACK INTO THE SEA . THE SHIPS INTERCOM SWITCHED ON AND CAPTAIN POOPY PANTS COULD BE HEARD IN A HIGH PITCHED VOICE WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT ?  FOR CRIPE'S SAKE I HATE WHEN ROGUE WAVES DO THAT AND MAKE ME SPILL MY BOWL OF LUCKY CHARMS .REALIZING THE INTERCOM HAD SOME HOW BEEN SWITCHED TO SHIP WIDE BROADCAST THE COMMANDER TO HIS CREDIT QUICKLY COMPOSED HIMSELF AND BEGAN TO IN A MORE PROFESSIONAL TONE GIVING ORDERS AND ASKING FOR REPORTS
THE CAT JUST SAT BACK BEGAN TO PURR IN WHAT SOUNDED LIKE A CHUCKLE AND WATCHED THE COMMOTION TIME TO NAP HE THOUGHT AND WAIT TILL HIS PRESCENSE WAS DISCOVERED
NEXT::::::::::: BECOMING A CREW MASCOT  

THE CAT STRETCHED IN THE WARM SUNLIGHT NEAR THE ANCHOR CHAIN ON THE MAIN DECK . SUDDENLY THE SOULD OF SONIC THRUSTERS CAME NEAR AND SMALL WARNING LIGHTS WENT OFF A 2 FOOT TALL  CARBON FIBER ENCASED SPEAKER BLARING OUT SUB SONIC WAVES DESIGNED TO CAUSE PAIN IN VERMIN EMITTED A ANIMAL ONLY PERCEIVED SOUND AND ATTEMPTED TO DRIVE THE CAT TOWARD A TITANIUM ENCASED DROID WITH A HUGE OPENING RADISTING A CREAMATORIUM TYPE HEAT  ....AHH THOUGHT THE KITTY  A STANDARD BADGE VERMIN ERADICATION UNIT . THE CAT LEISURELY MADE IT'S WAY TO THE FURNACE BOT AND WITH A DLAW THAT SEEMED TO ENLARGE SLIGHTLY GRABBED THE GLOWING METAL BOT WITH A OPPOSABLE CLAW SEEMINGLY IGNORING THE INTENSE HEAT GRABBED THE MACHINE PUNCTURING THE TITANIUM PLATING AND AS FIRE RAN DOWN IT'S FORELEG SMASHED IT REPEATEDLY ON THE DECK UNTIL IT RESEMBLED A  CHEAP BROKENT TIN TOY AND THE DECK PLATING FARED NO BETTER THAN AS A NEW SIREN WAILED FROM THE CARBON FIBER COMPONENT OF THE VEB THE CAT POUNCED ON IT AND DEVOURED THE THING SILENCING IT FOREVER AH NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE FUN BEFORE BREAKFAST
A LOW LEVEL SAILOR HEARING THE RUCKAS ARRIVED JUST AFTER THE CAT HAD SWALLOWED THE CARBON FIBER BOT . LOOKING AROUND AND FINALLY SEEING THE CAT HE LET OUT A SURPRISE GASP .WHAT A WONDROUS CAT ,,,HERE KITTY KITTY COME HERE PRETTY KITTY HE SING SONGED LIKE A PARENT BABY TALKING AN INFANT .....I'LL PLAY ALONG THOUGHT THE CAT BESIDES MAYBE I CAN GET DOOFUS HERE TO TAKE ME TO THE COMMAND CENTER AS HE BRUSHED UP AGAINST THE SAILOR'S LEG HE LET THE THE MAN PICK HIM UP PURRING HYPNOTICALLY ACTUALLY PUTTING A SUGGESTION INTO HIS MIND TAKE ME TOO YOUR LEADER
SUDDENLY THE LOUDSPEAKERS ALL OVER THE SHIP BEGIN BARKING PREPARE FOR FLIGHT WE WILL CRUISING AT AN ALTITUDE OF 35000 FEET GOING HYPERSONIC WE HAVE BEEN ORDERED FOR SUPPORT DUTY IN THE JAPANS ALL PERSONAL REMAINING IN OPEN AIR PUT ON  PRESSURIZED UNIFORMS IMMEDIATELY AND RECHECK ATMOSPHERIC SETTINGS IMMEDIATELY . THE SAILOR HOLDING UTGAAARD'S CAT SAYS C'MON I THINK I'LL CALL YOU KIT VON THUNDERPAWS LET'S GO TO THE BRIDGE WAY TILL THE REST OF THE CREW SEES YOU .........
NEXT......AWWW WARM SPOTS NEXT TO COMPUTERS TO SLEEP

ANOTHER TRANSMISSION FROM BADGE HEADQUARTERS PRIORITY ALPHA DIRECTLY FROM NOVA COMING IN  ALL SHIPS TO EASTER ISLAND PREPARE AND WARM UP FUSION ION CANNONS REAPEAT PRIORITY ALPHA BATTLE HELI DREADNAUGHT RODGER YOUNG PREPARE BADGE ELITE MOPPUP FORCES WE HAVE THE ALPA EGG TO SCRAMBLE ....... DIRECTOR NOVA'S VOICE SEEMS TO BE NOT BEING FOCUSED INTO HIS MICROPHONE DAMMIT EB MORE INFO IS NEEDED A MEL BLANCISH VOICE REPLIES NOVA DO YOUR SENTINEL ROBOTS DETECTR THAT OVER THE FREQUENCY YOU ARE USING TO CONTACT THE DREADNAUGHT? DISTRACTED THE DIRECTOR WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT EB  EB'S LARGE EARS TWITCH SEARCHING FOR THE SOUND AGAIN THERE YEA I CAN HEAR IT NOVA IT ISN'T COMING OVER THE COMM UNIT BUT IT IS SHADOWING THE DIRECTION OF THE DREADNAUGHT ......UTGAAARD'S CAT SEEMS TO SMILE AND LETS OUT AN INAUDIBLE EXTREME LOW FREQUENSY PURR ......DAMN NOVA WE HAVE  A MUCH LARGER PROBLEM THEN THE ALPHA EGG I DETECT THE BEGINNING OF THE  GJALLAARHORN  WAVE ..........THE DIRECTOR UNCHARACTERISTICALLY SHOUTS COMMANDER OF THE RODGER YOUNG  UMM HAVE YOUR SENSORS DETECTED ANY EXTREMELY LARGE  UMM THINGS IN YOUR VACINITY ? THE COMMANDER BARKS ORDERS ALL SENSORS ONLINE SIR NO DISTURBANCES .
AHH HERE'S SOMETHING O DO THINKS THE CAT HE REACHES PSIONICALLY INTO A NEABY DIMENSION AND STARTS DRWAING FROM HIS TRUE ESSENCE AND KEEPS DRAWING SLOWLY BUT CONSTANTLY AS MORE AND MORE OF HIS TRUE SELF IS TRANSFERRED HE STARTS THINKING OF A DELICIOUS EGG SNAKE  BECAUSE HE SENSES MANY OF THE WORLD EGGS NEARBY AND WHY NOT INDULGE IN AN APPETIZER BEFORE THE REAL FEAST BEGINS ............NEXT LOSING ALTITUDE

THE CENTRALIZED COMMAND CENTER OF THE NUMBER 1 SHIP IN THE BADGE  HELI NAVY THE DREADNAUGHT CARRIER RODGER YOUNG BEGAN TO SHUDDER GOOD THING IT WAS IN THE CENTER OF THE SHIP SURROUNDED BY FEET OF ADAMANTIUM KEVLER LEVEL 10 ARMOR THE SUPPORT  TRUSSES BEGAN TOO BUCKLE AND THE HELICARRIER WAS LOSING ALTITUDE WARNING KLAXXONS WERE SHRIEKING AND THE COMMANDER DEMANDED WTF IS GOING ON FULL POWER TO THE STARK REPULSER ENGINES ......TO NO EVAIL THE REPULSERS STARTED A HIGH PITCH WHINE ....ENGINES AT 125% SIR BUT AT THIS RATE THEY WILL FAIL SOON AND THE RODGER WILL SMASH INTO THE OCEAN FURTHER ALARMS SOUNDED SIGNALING THE IMMINENT FAILURE OF THE COMMAND CENTER SUPPORTS ......THROUGH ALL THE ALARMS THE KLAXXONS AND THE COMMANDER SHOUTING ORDERS THE HUGE CAT YAWNED AND SEEMED TO SMILE AND A CLEAR LIQUID DRIPPED FROM IT'S FANGS CREATING SMALL HOLES IN THE  COMMAND CENTERS PROTECTIVE CORE
SIMULTANEOUSLY ALL WARNING A;ARMS WRE ALSO BEING ECHOED AT BADGE HEADQUARTERS EB LOOKED AT NOVA HIS LITTLE PINK NOSE QUIVERIMNG ALONG WITH HIS EARS IN ABJECT HORROR HEY BIG GUY HE NERVOUSLY SAID I CAN HERE A VARIATION OF THE OMEGA WAVE I THOUGHT THE EGGS ALPHA SIGNAL WAS STRONG BUT THIS IS DROWNING THAT OUT ............
THE CAT SIGHED STRETCHED LEISURELY AND THE ALARMS STARTED TO SUBSIDE AND JUST THEN THE WEIGHT SINKING THE SHIP LIGHTENED BUT THE SHIPPED CONYINUED TO DESCEND JUST THEN A VOICE BNOOMED AT BADGE HEADQUATERS HEY MYTHLING AND WINK NO WORRIES JUST HAVING SOME FUN KINDA HUNGRY AND THAT EGG ON THE MOAI'S ISLAND DIRECT THE COMMANDER OF THE RODGER TO LAND THIS CRAFT NEAR THE MOAIS WEARING  THE  PUKAO IF NOT I WILL SIN THIS SUCKER INTO THE PACIFIC ALL THE WAY TO THE LEHMANN DISCONTINUITY AND TELL HIM TO HAVE THE  WEAPONEER COMMANDING THE FUSION IONIC  RAIL GUN TO STAND DOWN EVERYTIME THAT NUISANCE HITS ME IT TICKLES SOME FIERCE .
NOVA REALIZING WHOTHIS WAS QUICKLY  ORDERED THE YOUNG'S COMMANDER TO DO JUST THAT THEN LOOKED AROUND THE BADGE COOMAND CENTER AND WHISPERED AND SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL THE LEHMAN DISCONTNUITY IS ..............NEXT YA GOTTA BREAK A FEW EGGS TO MAKE AN OMELET

THE STRAIN ON THE DREADNAUGHT'S ENGINES STOPPED IMMEDIATELY AS THE HUGE SHIP  MOVED TOWARD THE SPOT THE DIRECTOR HAD ORDERD JESUS THOUGHT  THE CAPTAIN WHY DIDN'T THE DIRECTOR JUST ORDER US THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE HE  HAD NO IDEA ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL ENTITIES EVER WAS NOW ON HIS BRIDGE PLAYING WITH HIM AS A SABRETOOTH TIGER WOULD PLAY WITH A CAVE RAT
THE CAT LET OUT A  LARGE PURR AND THE CAPTAIN FINALLY NOTICED IT " WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FLEA BAG DOING ON MY COMMAND BRIDGE ENSIGN  HARDING REMOVE THAT THING THIS INSTANT AND WHEN WE GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE GROUND TOSS IT OVERBOARD .....AS THE YEOMAN APPROACHED THE CAT WHICH FOR SOME REASON EVERYONE BUT THE CAPTAIN LIKED THE CAT LOOKED AT THE UNHAPPY MAN WITH  HUGE MESMERIZING KITTEN LIKE EYES AND PURRED THE YOUNG OFFICER STOPPED IN HIS TRACKS THOUGHT HOW CUTE AND REFUSED TO CARRY OUT THE CAPTAINS ORDER
CAPTAIN  QUEEG WAS FURIOUS I WILL NOT HAVE AN ENSIGN OM MY VESSEL DISREGARD A DIRECT ORDER LT MARYK ARREST THAT MAN PUT HIM IN CHAINS AND CONFINE HIM TO THE BRIG  I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT DAMN CAT MYSELF ENSIGN KEITH  GET ME A SNACK PREFERABLY SOME STRAWBERRIES
THE CAT LOOKED AT  CAPTAIN QUEEG DUG HIS CLAWS INTO THE DECK DREW SOME POWER FROM HIS TRUE SELF AND HISSSSED THE  DREADNAUGHT  IMMEDIATELY LANDED WITH A THUD WITH THE SUDDEN DROP AND THE ENGINES SCHREECHING THEIR DISPLEASURE  QUEEG STUMBLED AND FELL ENDING UP FACE TO FACE WITH THE CAT . HE QUICKLT REGAINED HIS BALANCE AND COMPOSURE
AND LET LOOSE A KICK AT THE CAT WHICH LANDED SQUARELY IN ITS' SIDE  THE FELINE YAWNED AND NOT EVEN A STARND OF FUR MOVED ....PROXIMITY ALARMS WAILED ...SIR  SOMETHING HAS JUST MATERIALIZED IN THE PACIFIC IT APPEARS TO BE THE  BUTTON OF A RATTLE SNAKE BUT IT IS AS LARGE AS THE DREADNAUGHT ....OMG NOT AGAIN THOUGHT QUEEG
MEANWHILE BACK AT BADGE HEADQUARTERS THE EB SHUDDERED ....WINK THE OMEGA WAVE JUST BECAME STRONGER THAN THE ALPHA SIGNAL EMITTED BY THE EGG THIS MAYBE BAD VERY BAD
THE CAT'S TAIL FLICKED NO ONE NOTICED BUT THE MONSTROUS RATTLE SNAKE 'S BUTTON FLICK THE EXACT  SAME RYTHM AND CREATED HUGE WAVES.......NEXT TIME TO HUMPTY DANCE THAT EGG INTO THE GROUND

CHAOS REIGNED IN THE COMMAND CENTER OF THE RODGER YOUNG THE CAT YAWNED . COMMANDER QUEEG SHOUTED ORDER UPON ORDER AS THE HUGE SNAKE BUTTON RATTLED DEAFENLY THE VIBRATIONS SMASHING INTO THE ARMOR OF THE HELIDREADNAUGHT CAUSEING MORE ALARMS SHRIEKING .MEANWHILE BACK AT BADGE HEADQUARTERS NOVA FRANTICALLY SENT MESSAGES TO THE FLAGSHIP STAND DOWN IMMEDIATELY  FOR THE SAKE OF THE PLANET
MEANWHILE THE CAT PARDON THE PUN BECAME CATATONIC THE GREAT RATTLE THAT APPEARED FROM THE DEPTHS QUIT RATTLING AND HUGE MOUNDS OF SEAFOAM APPEARED AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOAM A BEING SLOWLY MATERIALIZED THROUGH VIEW FINDERS QUEEG RECOGNIZW=ED THE FORM IT WAS THE FORM OF THIS REALITY'S AVATAR OF  MIGARDSORMR .ENOUGH OF THIS THOUGHT THE CAPTAIN LET'S SEE HOW HE LIKES THIS HE ORDERED THE RAIL GUN TO TRAIN ON THE 15 FOOT CREATURE AND FIRE AT WILL  ALARGE ELECTRONIC HUMMMMMM CAN BE HEARD AND AN ULTRASONIC BOOM SOUNDS AS THE SPENT URANIUM/TUNGSTEN POINTED PROJECTILE SPRRDS TOWARD THE SERPENTS AVATAR AT OVER MACH 8 THE NEWEST WEAPON IN BADGES ARSENAL NOT ONLY FIRES ON SUCH PROJECTILE THIS IS AN IMPROVEMENT OVER THE OLDER RAILGUN AND BEFORE THE FIRST PROJCTILE REACHES IT'S TARGET 3 MORE FOLLOW ..........THE AVATAR GLANCES ALL AROUND THINGS MOVING IN ULTRA SLOW MOTION FOR HIM HE LOOKS FOR HIS MEAL AND SEES THE HUGE MULTI STORY EGG WITH HEROES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD SWARMING IT ...ALMOST TO LATE HE THOUGHT JUST AS THE 1ST PROJECTILE HIT HIM IN THE CHEST  WITH A FORCE OF 32 MEGA JOULES OR IN ARCHAIC FOOT POUNDS 23601988 FPS QUICKLY FOLLOWED BY THE OTHER SPEARS .
THE FORCE OF THE STRIKES  FORCED THE AVATAR BACK A STEP MIDGARDSORMR SNEEZED AND THOUGHT SOON I WILL DEAL WITH THAT ANNOYANCE NOW TOARD THE EGG
BACK AT BADGE NOVA QUICKLY REACTED GAR PREPARE THE EMERGENCY COOPER HOFSTETTLER BRIDGE AND PUNCH IN THE EATER ISLAND COORDINATES MAYBE JUST MAYBE WE CAN STOP THE HOODED MAN AND RAGNAROK ....COMMANDER QUEEG SAVE YOUR SHIP AND SET COURSE AT EMERGENCY SPEED  BACK TO HEADQUARTERS LT MARYK AFTER QUEEG HAS MADE THAT ORDER IMMEDIATELY TAKE COMMAND AS QUEEG DUSREGARDED THE STAND DOWN COMMAND AND PLACED THE ENTIRE PLANET AT RISK ................ NEXT BREAKFAST

MIDGARDSORMR MOMENTARILY GREW ANGRY IGNORING ALL THE MORPHON ENHANCED HUMANS FLYING SWIMMING RUNNING TELEPORTING TO THE GIGANTIC GARISHLY COLORED EGG TRYING TO CRACK THE SHELL WITH FIST BLOWS FIREBALLS LIGHTNING ROCKS OR ANY OTHER MINOR FORCE BEAMS AND OTHER FEEBLE ATTEMPTS HE GLANCED TOWARD THE  BADGE DREADNAUGHT AND THOUGHT RELAX SIGH AND SLEEP CAT IMMEDIATELY THE BADGE SHIP LANDED WITH A THUD IT'S REPULSER ENGINES HOWLING .
I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU SOON ENOUGH QUEEG THE AVATAR SHOUTED NOW FOR BREAKFAST
MIDGARSORMR DECIDED THEN AND THERE TO PICK HIS SPOTS THESE HUMANS ARE FUTILEY HEROIC BUT GREEDY THEIR IS MUCH POWER STORED IN THIS EGG HE MUST BE CAREFUL NOT TO CRACK THE EGG IMMEDIATELY OR THE POWER UNLEAHED ALL AT ONCE WOULD DESTROY EVN THE MOST POWERFUL AMONG THEM
HE STROLLED FORWARD WENT RIGHT TO THE EGG SOME BEINGS THOUGHT ATTACKING HIM WAS THE PRUDENT THING TO DO THE SNAKE AVATAR JUST SHRUGGED THEM OFF AS THE MINOR IRRATANT THY WERE HE RAISED A TALONED CLAW AND STRUCK UNLIKE OTHER ATTACKS HIS FIST SEND SHOCKWAVES THROUGH THE AND REVERBERATED OUTWARD KNOCKING MANY OF THE COSTUMED "HEROES BACKWARD .A PALPABLE  THOUGHT WAS EXPRESSED BY ALL THE HUMANS WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT MIDGARSORMR JUST IGNORED THE TANGIBLE  EMOTIONS OF FEAR AWE AND PUZZLEMENT AND RAINED BLOW AFTER BLOW ON THE SAME AREA OF THE SHELL OTHERS OF HIS LEAGUE JOINED IN AND WHILE HE RESTED TEY ALSO CONTINUED THE ASSAULT SOME OF HIS BROTHERS FROM ANBYGONE WORLD AND NOW OF THIS ONE EEN SURPASSED HIS DAMAGE THEY USED MORE BLOWS BUT THEY WERE STILL MIGHTY HE PERIODICALLY HAD TO REAT HIS COLD BLOODED NATURE JUST WAS NOT AN EFFICIENT ONE AND DRAINED HIM UNTIL HE COOLED AGAIN ANOTHER BEING MATERIALIZED
MIDGARSORMR RECOGNIZD HIM HEY WINK HE THOUGHT TOWRD THE EYEPATCHED FIGURE AS THE ONE KNOWN AS NOVA STRUCK WITH ALL HIS MIGHT ...DAMMIT BLUE EYE SHOW OFF YOU KNOW IF YOU RELEASE ALL THE ALPHA POWER IN THAT EGG AT ONCE THE RESULT WILL BE CTASTROPHIC NOT THATI CARE I WILL JUST DEVOUR THE REMAINS OF THIS WORLD .NOVA IGNORED HIM STRUCK A FULL FORCE BLOW ONCE AGAIN THEN WAS SPENT
DUMMY THE SNAKE THOUGHT 666 BRETHEN CONTINUE WHAT YOU ARE DOING OLD  COLUMBO THERE IS DONE  LETS MAKE AN OMELET AND LET THESE LESSER BEINGS PARTAKE IN POWERS FURTHER BESTOWED
AFTER A MAGNIFICIENT FEAST THAT ALL THE HEROES ENJOYED MIDGARDSORMR FELT EMPTY HOW IS IT POSSIBLE HE THOUGHT THAT SOME OF THESE BEINGS RECEIVED  THE FULL REWARDS FROM DESTROYING THIS "EGG " WHILE HE AND HIS BRETHEN DIDN'T HOW COURIOUS ISS THAT HE THOUGHT
WELL IT PISSESSSS ME OFF SO I WILL TAKE OUT MY FRUSTRATION OUT ON THE FALLEN BADGE DREADNAUGHT NEXT .....REPERCUSSIONS

DRAWING A LITTLE MORE POWER FROM HIS TRUE SELF MIDGARSORMR STOMPS TOWARD THE RODGER YOUNG EXTREMLY PISSSSSED OFF I AM GOING TO TAKE WINK'S PRIDE OF HIS FLEET AND USE IT AS A CUREALL SUPPOSITORY FOR ALL OF NOVA'S MALADIES BUT TO UTILIZE HIS FULL POWERS IN THIS REALM IT IS TIME TO RECALL HIS CAT AND MERGE
HERE KITTY KITTY SSSSSEARDCH ME OUT NOW THE HUGER AVATAR HISSED  THE SOUND EVN CARRIED THROUGH THE ARMOR AND THE ELECTRONIC FORCE FIELDS AROUNGD THE RODGER YOUR CAPTAIN QUUUEG IMMEDIATELY ORDERED RED ALERT AND ALL BADGE MEMBERS TO FULL BATTLE STATUS ...THE ACTING CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP HEARING THIS THOUGHT THIS CAN'T BE GOOD CONTACTED THE BRIG AND ASKED QUEEG ON A SECURED PRIVATE CHALL ABOUT ANY RECCOMENDATIONS ABOUT THE CURRENT SITUATION  WARM UP THE FUSION RAIL GUN BOYS LET'S GIVE OL COBRA FACE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT CONTACT BADGE HEADQURTERS AND ADVISE NOVA OF THE SITUATION QUEEG SCREAMED IN A SHRILL VOICE AND  BRING ME SOME STRAWBERRY ICE CREANM IMMEDIATELY
THE CAT WHOSE SUPER HEARING PICKED THIS UP RELAYED THE INFO TO HIS MASSSTER INSTANTANEOUSLY  THE COMMAND FROM THE SSSNAKE GOD CAME BACK HOME NOW ....YTGARD'S CAT EXTENDED HIS CLAWS AND TORE HIS WAY THROUGH BULKHEADS ARMOR AND ELECTRONICS TO GO HOME MANY ESSENTIAL POWER COUPLINGS COMMUNICATION EQUIPMENT AND COMPUTER OPTICS WERE DESTROYED AS THE CAT CHOSE THE MOST DIRECT ROUTE HOME .
 THE LT IN CHARGE NEW THIS WAS NOT GOING TO END WELL AND ORDERED THE DREADNAUGHT ABANDONED AND THE RAIL GUN TO BLAST THE ENLARGING AVATAR OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO BUY TIME ALTHOUGH EVERYTHING SEEMED TO BE IN SLOW MOTION THE EVNTS THAT HAPPENED NEXT IN REALITY ONLY TOOK SECONDS
SUDDENLY THE CAT WAS OUTSIDE AND STREAKED TOWARD THE RAMPAGING AVATAR OF THE MIDGARD SERPENT AND MERGE WITH THE EVER GROWNING BEING  AS THE  FUSION RAIL CANNON FIRED SHOT AFTER SHOT OF THE DEPLETED URANIUM TUNGSTEN SPEAR LIKE PROJECTILES AT THE CRATURE ..AT THE FAR END OF THE DREADNAUGHT RODGER YOUNG THE CARGO DOORS EXPLODED OUT WARD AND PERSONALL BEGAN FLEEING IN DROVES
 THE POWER OF THE RAIL GINS SALVOS WERE SETTING OFF SESIMIGRAPHS WORLDWIDE AS THE SNAKE AVATAR LAUGHED AS THEY HIT HIM WITH NO EFFECT . THE SUPER HEROES STILL ON EATER ISLAND BEGAN PHASING TRANSFORMING  TELEPORTING OR  USING WHATEVER MEANS POSSIBLE TO VACATE THE AREA  AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE WARNING KLAXXONS WERE SET OF  IN EVERY B.A.D.G.E.  STRONGHOLD BASE AND FIELD OFFIC IN THE WORLD SESORS IN THE ORBITING LEGION  WAR FLEET IN ORBIT NEAR JUPITER EVEN REGISTERED THIS DISTURBANCE AS MIDGARDSORMR SSSSSMLEED AND ADVANCED ON THE RODGER YOUNG
IN AL LOUD CLEAR PROCLAMATION THE AVATAR EXCLAIMED FOOLISH MORTALSSSS NOW TASTE A SMAL PORTION OF JORMURGANDR'S POWER AS HE STARTED TO TEAR APART THE DREADNAUGHT AS EASILY AS A  TOKLAT WOULD TEAR THE BUTCHER PAPER COVERED MOOSE QUARTER JSUT AFTER HIBERNATION AND HE HUNGER ALPHA AND OMEGA ENERGY SIGNATURES WERE PRODUCED REMNANTS OF THE EGG AND HE POWER OF THE WORLD SSSSERPEN AFTER A FEW SECONDS THE DREADNAUGHT WAS  UNRECOGNIZABLE THE AVATAR OF THE SSSSERPENT SMILED TURNED TOWRD HUGE AMOUNTS OF ENERGY BEING PRODUCED IN THE VICINITY OF JAPAN AND HE THOUGHT TIME TO GO  VISIT WINK THE DRAGON AND THE PHOENIX AND PUT AN END TO THIS NONSSSSENSE ........... TIME TO PUNISH THE CHILDREN