Top Picks at The League Wars Food Court

Stadium Staples: Where to Fill Up at the League Wars Food Court
    Hello fellow foodies. Starmaster here with some recommendations for the best meals and deals when venturing out to fill your belly between rounds.


    Leave your foot-long hot dogs behind as you partake in the Mile-High Meatball Sub from Yo’ Mamma’s Kitchen. Made from 123% Morphon enhanced, Grade-A Beef, these massive sandwiches will not only satisfy your appetite, but they will also lift you and your spirits up to the sky. Literally. The special blend of 87 spices, activated to their full flavor potential in an Alien Atmosphere Airfryer™ will give anyone who eats just one the ability to fly like a 747 for an hour. It will definitely help you up, up, and over those crowds of league enthusiasts waiting in line to use the restrooms.

    Do you hate going to a public event with a companion who likes to steal off your plate without asking? You won't have that problem with the new Not Yo' Nachos from La Bandito's. Once every five-cheese-covered dish has been purchased, scanned, and retrieved from the pick-up window, the special isometric packaging DNA locks with the owner. Anyone's hand without a 99.9% genetic code match will pass right through the delicious chips, mouthwatering shredded meat, and fresh toppings as they are shunted into a pocket dimension. None for you, freeloader.

    High Oct-tane has equipped each bartender with a special, multi-armed prosthetic to help them give the fastest service for your alcoholic beverage needs. Do you want to make sure your favorite league participant hears you cheering for them from the nose-bleed section? Try the new Ultra-Sonic Screwdriver. Their special liquid Hydrogen blend lifts your voice to unbelievable ranges that your favorite player can hear from light-years away. Only served in plastic Red Solo cups to prevent shattering.

    In appreciation of Director Nova and his opening up of the League Wars to the media, so all the world can see the power of the Heroes, Out Of This World Burgers is offering a brand new selection on their menu. The Super Nova Burger. When we say this burger brings the heat when it explodes in your mouth, we are not joking. Three Carolina Reaper peppers are stuffed into each of the three meat patties stacked between slices a dark, whole grain rye and wheat bun, complimented by pepper-jack, Colby, and sharp cheddar cheese slices, fresh lettuce, and a tomato-basil aioli. And don't forget to mention the jalapeno-smoked bacon strips with a five-alarm secret Inferno glaze. You're mouth won't know what hit it, if you survive the first bite...

    Here at Eden's Garden, we know not everyone is a carnivore. Some of us are watching our figures and need meals that cater to our dietary plans, but that doesn't mean we avoid every opportunity to visit Flavortown. Try out our Verdant Box Lunch. Pick out your favorite seeds from our Cornucopia Bar, plant them in your individualized, eco-friendly, bio-degradable container, and add some water from our glorious Fountain of Health. By the time you make it back to your seat, you will have a bounty of the freshest, most vibrant fruits and vegetables you have ever had the ability to graze upon.

    Finally, there has to be a sweet ending after a day of extraordinary League battle rounds. Stop by Moo-Moo Milkshakes for a delicious Hateraide Smoothie, made from freshly gathered tears of defeated heroes. Or the Everyday Sunday, topped with our favorite sponsor's tasty treat, the More-Fun bar.

    Please stop by and visit either these top-notch vendors or visit your own favorite eatery. You know the fights will be epic, but the food will be Legend...(wait for it)...worthy.