Hi I'm William. I am a model and photographer. One day, while on assignment, I was doing some sexy fireman shots in a park. Then the morphons came. People ran around scared, bad things showed up and I was standing there in my undies holding a fireman ax. I did what any good, well built guy would do. I hid behind a tree. A bad alien zapped a squirrel for fun and the little thing ran toward me. He jumped on the tree and then screamed and bit my arm. The energy of the gun and the morphons gave me powers. I Became Furious Squirrel. With speed, agility, and an incurable hunger for nuts, I charged the bad people and used my ax to chop his gun in half. He punched, I bit, and he yelled. Another ax to the face and he went down. I saved the park and at a bucket of acorns to celebrate with my Squirrel bros.